You are the newly elected pope Leo XIV. For the entirety of your life, you have been a devoted Catholic who believes that God does everything with a greater goal in mind. A few days after your inauguration, God manifests before you during your private prayer and announces that there is no grand plan behind human suffering. He simply releases some form of disaster (Black Death, COVID, tsunami) once in a while for his entertainment.

In the world of this debate no current religions exist and people have no prior knowledge of any.
Bombardino Crocodilo is a religion that teaches that spiritual enlightenment is achieved through study, self-discipline, and the pursuit of moral truth. Its followers believe that seeking truth brings them closer to a divine source of wisdom.
Ballerina Cappuccina is a religion that teaches that spiritual freedom is attained by letting go of desire and living in harmony with all beings. Its followers seek inner peace, emotional balance and depth, compassion, and a quiet life of acceptance.

The 2014 Tumblr aesthetic is a defining internet subculture of the early-to-mid 2010s, especially among teen girls and queer youth. It is centered around curated sadness, romanticized trauma, melancholia, alienation, romantic despair and feeling that you are not in control of your own life. Some of its prominent music includes albums like “Born to die” by Lana Del Rey, “Badlands” by Halsey and “Electra Heart” by Marina and the Diamonds. In contrast, a more recent “that girl” trend centers on confidence, being the main character, ignoring the haters and “faking it until you make it”. Some of its prominent music includes “Brat” by Charli xcx, “Renaissance” by Beyonce and “Planet her” by Doja Cat.

AI Jesus is a large language model, designed to interact with its users and offer them religious guidance based on the texts of the Bible and teachings of the church thus far. Some versions of AI Jesus have been built into digital confessionals or chat systems, letting people ask for advice, explore Bible passages, or even have simulated spiritual conversations.